There once was a girl who was happy. Her clothes fit, she was healthy, and she liked who she was. She met a man, they fell in love and they got married. Do you see where I’m going with this?!?! She was “normal” once upon a time.
It’s been 10 months, that’s right, 10 months since I have worn that “I am normal” t -shirt.
10 THINGS YOU GET TO LOOK FORWARD TO!
- A new wardrobe, in the next size up.
- Being alone (because no one wants to be around you!)
- A house makeover (because you move things around so much!)
- Not wearing a jacket to Publix (because you are ALWAYS HOT!)
- A new swimming pool! (in your bed at night that only YOU swim in)
- A mustache
Warning! Due to the influence of menopause I could burst into tears or kill you in the next 5 minutes!
7. The ability to eat LOTS of food.
8. The inability to remember anything.
9. A new job (because one day you love your job and the next you hate it!)
10. Doom.
The is a light at the end of the tunnel. This light is called Bio Identical Hormones. HOWEVER, you have to experiment with the levels until you get it right. I’m sorry Michael. I am happy to say that about 2 weeks ago...the madness stopped. The fog has lifted, the black cloud had been blown away, the world looks brighter, I am cold again at night, and yes...I sleep. I don’t know how you carry on without these little containers of hormones and the sound of the “clicks!”
I do begin to panic when the bottles get low! Will it ever stop? NOBODY knows for sure!
It’s 4am and she needs a blanket. But only for a second.
There once was a girl who was happy. Now she is again!
